I hate breakfast for dinner, I hate mowing the lawn
I hate sweet potatoes and that dress you got on
I hate cold coffee and this morning my stomach hates alcohol
Summer and spring, I hate everything, that’s all

There’s sunlight coming through the window, please pull the shade
I hate them birds and that song they sing, please make ‘em go away
Kids that cry, I can’t stand ‘em no matter how big or how small
Phones that ring, Oh I hate everything, that’s all

I like peace and quiet so please shut up
I like chocolate and beer, I think I’m gonna throw up
And I love the radio when it’s turned off
So you see I really don’t hate everything but I sure do hate a lot

I hate breakfast for dinner, I hate mowing the lawn
Sweet potatoes, and whatever that is you got on
I hate cold coffee and this morning my stomach hates alcohol
Summer and spring, I hate everything, that’s all